Got some extra cash? Don't worry, we have a few ideas on how you can spend it.
1. Buy an awful “As seen on TV” product and pop that booty everywhere.
2. Take your kids to get ice cream. Then instantly regret it.
3. Buy something that breaks its intended purpose. Still insist on wearing it.
4.Bet on lucky horse #9, because you overhead someone mention that he was the cat’s pajamas. Eventually find out that he ATE the cat’s pajamas.
5. Take a "sunset dolphin cruise," and realize the only thing you should have taken were motion sickness pills.
6. Locate a realistic looking Louis Vuiton bag.
7. Buy 3000 live lady bugs. (Yes you can actually get these on amazon.)
8. Have your palm read. Find out you're going to amount to nothing (mother was right).
9. Two words: AIRBRUSHED T-SHIRT
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